It’s not every day a SILVER medal and certificate from the Prime Minister’s Literary Awards arrives by post! Ahem, signed by the PM.
(Real Olympians and elite athletes, just keep scrolling and don’t read!)
I won a silver medal! It’s like the novelists’ Olympics without the podium or flag or anthem.
It’s silver. It’s heavy. It’s shiny. My precious (having a Smigel moment) … okay, like any elite athlete, I’ve gotta get my brain back into training!


